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A Broadband Beat-Down - New York Times
interesting but vague article about how the US no longer leads the world in intarweb tech, broadband deployment/speed/cost.
also is interesting is the fact that its a nytimes article, and it comments on how newspapers should get a clue about registration, and recommends bugmenot which is probably the [...]

Boulder Weekly | Buzz | HighDecibel
crazy vegans
hufu is a new “healthy human flesh alternative” made with tofu, but textured like human flesh?
personally i am not entirely sure how they know what to flavor and texture artificial human flesh like but hey, whatever floats your boat

DEA Resources, Microgram Bulletins
sorta weird, but the DEA’s drug smuggling capture updates for the month are always interesting to read
with pictures!

from a new blog i found from http://www.not-that.com
http://wingsandvodka.blogs.com/blog/2005/05/i_did_not_threa.html
which links to

this was so funny, or i was really tired so it was funny, but i needed to share it with everyone

[Settle Early: Don't Waste Your Time on Dreams]
If we’ve learned nothing from TLC it’s, “Don’t Go Chasing Waterfalls”. Look what happened to Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes. She chased that waterfall right off [...]

Boing Boing: Rotten.com: our gapingmaw.com, ratemyboner.com sites and others shut in anticipation of 2257 crackdown
porn, its easy to get on the internet right?
well, probably not anymore, even from legit sites where you ?pay?
even funny sites that arent really “porn”
http://www.gapingmaw.com/ has been taken down, as has rotten.com’s rate my boner
if you read the news, you may [...]

Improv Everywhere: We Cause Scenes
wow
hilarious stuff, lots of pranks, “mission” style
i know what i will be reading @ work for the next while!

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United Federation of Planets
HAHAHA
so this kid pledges allegiance to the united federation of planets and his school is so completely retarded that they suspend him
what he said:
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United Federation of Planets, and to the galaxy for which it stands, one [...]

Darknet: Story: The tech exec who broke federal law (and why the law is broken)
Wow, Intel, perhaps they are big enough to get government to understand that these laws are stupid and not really helping with anything. its not “keeping honest people honest” THEY ARE HONEST ALREADY. when I buy a movie, I [...]

The Onion 2056
dont know how long this will be up, but all the articles are hilarious and well thought out (like always, but still)

Real Live Preacher
read that
then read this
it should be noted that these articles are about hypocrisy, not that i think he is a hypocrite

on a side note, i broke seele while trying to upgrade it
now part of it is upgraded, and part isnt
the problem is…
the new upgraded part doesnt work with the part that hasnt been upgraded yet, so it refuses to actually do anything
John, i will be looking into this soon, but i dont think you had [...]

Gallery :: Maine 2002
I was going through old file backups and I found these pictures, so I added them to my gallery
Maine was awesome, aside from the fact that i had to endure driving and camping and hiking and what not with my family lol

clarkmade.com

I dont think i would actually wanna pee in these, but they are fully functional

Wikiquote:Quote of the day/May 20, 2005 - Wikiquote
“If all mankind minus one were of one opinion, and only one person were of the contrary opinion, mankind would be no more justified in silencing that one person, than he, if he had the power, would be justified in silencing mankind.” ~ John Stuart Mill
I really like [...]