Tin Foil Soldier

But he understood at last what Dumbledore had been trying to tell him. It was, he thought, the difference between being dragged into the arena to face a battle to the death and walking into the arena with your head held high. Some people, perhaps, would say that there was little to choose between the [...]

Kaiser: hey sexy
lIquIdIcE5: hey
Kaiser: what’s up
lIquIdIcE5: pickin my nose
Kaiser: sweet
lIquIdIcE5: wishin i had a nose hair trimmer
Kaiser: why?
lIquIdIcE5: i normally just use wire cutters
lIquIdIcE5: to trim my nose hair, it gets in teh way of me picking my boogers
Kaiser: ask a stupid question…
lIquIdIcE5: get a stupid answer

Spamusement! Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines!
Spamusment is awesome, i found a link to it on Cockeyed a while back but never posted it

How Much is Inside Glad Wrap?
HOORAY!!!
there is a new “How much is inside…?” on Cockeyed.com
Rob is one of my Internet Heroes

Osprey Media Group Inc. - The Kingston Whig-Standard
The U.S. Department of Homeland Security said this week that the crossing between Lansdowne and Alexandria Bay, N.Y., will be one of three Canada-U.S. land borders to require non-Canadians to carry wireless devices as part of a pilot project.
holy crap
I think instead of making everyone carry one, [...]

hodiny tamponhenge
Tamponhenge
from You Can’t Make It Up

Nambla Memorial on Flickr - Photo Sharing!
Nambla Memorial?
no, its a Boy Scouts of American Memorial near the White House

CNN.com - Quiz: Are you the annoying co-worker? - Jul 29, 2005
if you have to ask yourself that, then yes, you are
either be proud of it, or from now on just shut up

Border XXX-ings - July 25, 2005
Customs officials sift through the smut entering Canada
Apparently they issue a list every quarter of the things(meaning porn, dirty books, hatefull words) you are and are not allowed to bring into canada
TSG via DailyRotten

Its 3:20 am and i just finished Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
that one is a long one, but once I started this morning, I couldnt stop.
I might be internet-ting in full force tommorrow, or I might start the Half Blood Prince, I’m not sure
but either way, I know i will be tired [...]

FARK.com: (1590282) Photoshop theme: Subtle anachronism
Heamer’s was amazingly subtle, i couldnt figure out what was wrong with this picture

define Subtle anachronism

Dog Condoms - Canine Birth Control
Just as forced sterilization isn’t the answer for human population control, it’s not the solution for dogs. Instead, we should respect dogs’ rights as living beings by honoring their instincts and sexuality and provide them with safe, effective birth control.

Woot : One Day, One Deal
quieter than Dubya in the Double Jeopardy round
from today’s woot off, advertising how quiet the printer they are currently selling is

Boing Boing: Shoot someone? Not Smith & Wesson’s fault. Copy a movie? Grokster’s fault
Shoot someone? Not Smith & Wesson’s fault. Copy a movie? Grokster’s fault

Modders response to “Hot Coffee” outcry
Mature rated video game shockingly found to be, well, mature
Finally, one really has to wonder if all the outrage surrounding some pixilated female breasts is a symptom of what the real problem is. Nearly all free countries in the world have no problem with nudity or sexuality in the media. [...]