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Urine Gone – Urine Remover
of urine stains and odors caused by cats and dogs. If you’ve been unable to remove pet stains and odors embedded in your carpets and upholstery, Urine Gone is the answer to your problem. Just spray on Urine Gone, let it dry, and stains and odors disappear and keep pets from [...]

Planarity
i can beat level 3, then its beyond my attention span, but its pretty awesome either way

Viceland - 10 THINGS TO DO WITH A DEAD RAT
in case you ever had a dead rat and didnt know what to do with it

You Can’t Make It Up: Cruise UnControllable
I swear this man needs anti-psychotics.
put him in a room with people who havent been taking their doctor prescribed hardcore anti-psychotics and let him explain to them how scientology and vitamins will make them all better
let him explain to kids that seriously need ritalin about how they dont need [...]

Scholastic.com|Harry Potter
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince goes on sale @ 12:01AM tonight!

Wife sues man for loss of husband’s love | News | Advocate.com
HAHA, she got pwn3d and just cant stand it
she better lose, thats retarded

Oddly Enough News Article | Reuters.co.uk
gave him a whopping C$926 (433 pound) fine and banned him from driving for 30 days. Mobarak was clocked doing 195 km per hour (115 miles per hour) on a road where the limit was 100 km/h.
he had a protein shake and really needed to find a “washroom” (pooper)

The Awful Forums - Direct download for Dr. David Thorpe’s appearance on G4 TV
Lowtax: I think you should concentrate on making SA seem like the worst site in the world. Come off as a real jerk. Refer to SA by the wrong name, like “Something Is Awful dot com” or “Some Things Awful.” Make up [...]