Tin Foil Soldier

But he understood at last what Dumbledore had been trying to tell him. It was, he thought, the difference between being dragged into the arena to face a battle to the death and walking into the arena with your head held high. Some people, perhaps, would say that there was little to choose between the [...]

Kaiser: hey sexy
lIquIdIcE5: hey
Kaiser: what’s up
lIquIdIcE5: pickin my nose
Kaiser: sweet
lIquIdIcE5: wishin i had a nose hair trimmer
Kaiser: why?
lIquIdIcE5: i normally just use wire cutters
lIquIdIcE5: to trim my nose hair, it gets in teh way of me picking my boogers
Kaiser: ask a stupid question…
lIquIdIcE5: get a stupid answer

Spamusement! Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines!
Spamusment is awesome, i found a link to it on Cockeyed a while back but never posted it

How Much is Inside Glad Wrap?
HOORAY!!!
there is a new “How much is inside…?” on Cockeyed.com
Rob is one of my Internet Heroes

Osprey Media Group Inc. - The Kingston Whig-Standard
The U.S. Department of Homeland Security said this week that the crossing between Lansdowne and Alexandria Bay, N.Y., will be one of three Canada-U.S. land borders to require non-Canadians to carry wireless devices as part of a pilot project.
holy crap
I think instead of making everyone carry one, [...]