Tin Foil Soldier

The Sneeze - Half zine. Half blog. Half not good with fractions.
He might look like a pancake flinging a bucket of rat turds, but he most certainly is not. He’s just the HAP-HAP-HAPPIEST BRAN FLAKE EVER! Flinging a bucket of rat turds.
Cleaning out your colon has never been so zany

let the good times roll

$56,000 robbery at bank drive-thru
“No weapon was displayed or implied,” said Chicago FBI spokeswoman Cynthia Yates. “He never left his vehicle.”
A for Ingenuity

New TV to bring whole family together — watching different shows - Yahoo! News
check that out, i dont know what/ how you would deal with sound, perhaps hypersonic directional speakers are in order as well.
but anyway, its a LCD panel that can display 2 different feeds based upon your viewing angle

The Superficial - Brad Pitt has viral meningitis
He could probably start running over handicapped orphans for fun, and the courts would just laugh and say, “Who likes orphans, anyways? They have no parents!”

Circuit Monitoring
Awesome story about how a guy put load monitors on all of his circuit breakers in his house (as a test setup for ISP scale power monitoring and a web application)
Best Quote, ever

Keep in mind that when it comes to friends and family, ‘informative’ is a relative term. Although you might find it very [...]

I’m Starvin with Louis
found this on Make Blog
its really quite funny
this guy, makes food/meals on the cheap, with ramen, canned food, etc. Its really quite funny, because you know your cooking with style when the “chef” says “then put this shit in there” followed by “not as bad as it was”
actually I think that [...]

Universe Today - Positron Drive: Fill ‘er Up For Pluto
It is an article on an interesting topic, well, an awesome topic, but he is quite possible the worst writer in the history of mankind.
you, if for no other reason, should read this article just so you can be astounded by his complete lack of linear [...]

sparkler fun - a photoset on Flickr
wow, its just awesome
check these cool pictures out

Wired 7.01: Look Who’s Talking
Awesome article @ wired about the Amish, and how they view technology
Its a bit long, but an excellant read

District Line. Washington City Paper
cut and dry story:
police woman says police man sexually harrassed her, she was sitting in a chair, he was standing, he brushed his erect penis against her arm
he says it wasnt him
they decided to measure the distance from his penis to the floor
it proves it wasnt him, unless he had a [...]

Tin Foil Soldier » Quotes that I like

I have come to the conclusion that I am probably evil, or at least have a low value for human (well, alien human) life
I have been watching stargate SG-1 and when someone on another planet does something stupid, I always say “kill them, kill them all”

burns and i went to the pool to swim laps and i just got home
im sorta hungry, so i was gonna make something healthy, but then i realized that all i had that was healthy was:

Wheat Flour
Turkey Meatballs
Balsamic Vinegar
thats probably it, maybe raisins?
NO MILK
no veggies
no chicken, cept for chicken patties, which dont exactly fall into [...]

SignOnSanDiego.com > News > Features — Art world comes to the cause of arrested artist
enough to piss you off

The Golden Ring Diet
GOLDEN RING DIET, clearly based on facts and firmly rooted in physics and medical science