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Job offered back to worker who helped family, was fired - Friday, 09/16/05
Officials with Family Dollar stores offered a Midstate woman her $7-per-hour job back yesterday, after firing her when she took time off to evacuate two younger siblings from hurricane-ravaged Mississippi.
Popular news Web sites fark.com and drudgereport.com linked to The Tennessean’s story, attracting the [...]

World’s top ‘Couch Potato’ stares way to title - TELEVISION - MSNBC.com
Suresh Joachim broke the Guinness world record for the longest time spent watching TV. He finished Friday with 69 hours and 48 minutes.
but you can tell he is a winner, he has lots more AWESOME world records
Joachim, who lives in Toronto but hails from [...]

CNN.com - Family: Sausage lands grandmother in jail - Sep 16, 2005
Defense attorney Daniel Becnel, family members and witnesses said police snared Maten in the parking lot of a hotel after floodwaters swamped her New Orleans home. She had paid for her room with a credit card and followed authorities’ instructions to pack extra food, [...]

WorldNetDaily: Storm-relief money spent at strip clubs
Emergency relief debit cards being used on strip clubs and Louis Vuitton bags
She couldn’t say for sure whether the cards she has seen were from the Red Cross or from the Federal Emergency Management Agency, but she found no fault in using federal dollars to guzzle beer at a [...]

WorldNetDaily: Coach rips auto thief from getaway car
steal the badass football coaches truck?
dont think so…
“The window was down just a little bit, so I ripped the window out, it shatters all over the ground,” Cavallon said. “I try to pull him out of the car and the seat belt gets in the way, so I [...]

Tin Foil Soldier
I, in some 4am braindead attempt to fix something, deleted /lib from the server.
/lib is libraries, libraries that tell ALL OTHER PROGRAMS HOW TO DO THINGS!
so… once they were gone, there was not copy, move, delete, rename, hell, there wasnt even a “shutdown” or a “reboot”
so i went to the server rack (the [...]