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Plague-infected lab mice missing in New Jersey – Infectious Diseases – MSNBC.com
NEWARK, N.J. – Three mice infected with the bacteria responsible for bubonic plague apparently disappeared from a laboratory about two weeks ago, and authorities launched a search though health experts said there was scant public risk.
i mean honestly, bubonic plague, shmufonic plague

Tin Foil Soldier
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I accidently took execute permissions away from all directories, meaning that apache could change to those directories, meaning everyone for the past like 20 minutes got access denied errors
but i fixed it

The Visa Prank
JH: And for security purposes, I have to ask you to create a secret word or pass… [I start to lose it] …passphrase. It can be up to seven characters, and you want to think of something that’s, that’s difficult to guess. For instance, you don’t want to use your birthdate.
John Hargrave, one [...]

will, on my flirting skillzor
yes you’re very subtle… like a brick to the face

Stopfornothing.com Funny Stuff
wow
best parody I have seen in a long time, of anything
“vader: It’s right here, clear as purple cray-yon
obi: Well, you are quite the poo-poo head”
Obi-wan as an alchoholic
Yoda
“warned you we tried, listened you did not, now screwed we all will be”
the dark Lord
“sphere of fear, planet death, the killing ball, death moon, giant [...]

CBS television premieres Hogan’s Heroes, the first and perhaps only sitcom based in a German prisoner-of-war camp. The show is proof once and for all that Nazis are hilarious.
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Morning Goods: Tom Brady / Queerty
apparently he plays football or something? who cares…

China Telecom Blocking Skype Calls
You know, it’s fine if you want to be glad that you don’t live in China, but you should at least recognize that being better than China when it comes to human rights is kinda like bragging that you’re not the stupidest kid on the short bus.