September 19th, 2005 @ 3:43 am

dan, from the real world, on Marth live

How was your day, Dan?:

Martha Stewart’s new show: totally not into it. I don’t want the happy-go-lucky Martha on my TV; I want the Martha that knows how to kill people using only a homemade scone and a spool of thread. Watching her chit-chat “live” is like watching killer pit bulls mate. You know the blood is going to fly, and the wait is uncomfortable.

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