October 23rd, 2005 @ 8:22 pm
Q and A
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Blacks Disapprove Of Bush
Polls conducted by NBC have Bush’s approval rating with African-Americans at 2 percent with a 2 percent margin of error. What do you think?
Sylvia Munsoon,
Seamstress
“Bush is just lucky this isn’t a real democracy, or else he’d be in trouble.”
Bush’s Not-So-Candid Chat
A televised conversation between President Bush and American and Iraqi troops that was originally presented as a candid chat turned out to be carefully scripted to address Bush’s goals for the war and the new Iraqi constitution. What do you think?
Gerald Huppmann,
Arbitrator
“This would be a major problem for the president if anybody cared anymore about whether or not the things he did were fake.”
Harriet Miers Nomination
Bush’s Supreme Court nomination of Harriet Miers, his longtime associate and current White House counsel, continues to draw criticism. What do you think?
Bruce Jacoby,
Tailor
“We should all just feel grateful that Bush apparently doesn’t have a favorite TV show that features any lawyers.”
