November 15th, 2005 @ 11:36 pm
Horribly Awkward First Sexual Encounter
“As with millions of young newlyweds who haven’t yet had sex,” John said, “there was some nervousness and confusion at first. But after a couple of minutes, we figured out that it would be easier if Linda separated her legs to facilitate entry.”
Penile insertion was somewhat complicated by John’s refusal to assist the navigation process by touching himself—an act the Bible strictly prohibits—but a few more minutes of unsteady shifting and jabbing enabled his penis to “almost certainly” enter Linda.
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One Response to “Horribly Awkward First Sexual Encounter”
The sad thing is, that this probably happened to someone in real life……
By Hanuman November 19th, 2005 at 11:03 am