November 21st, 2005
Unmaintainable Code
How To Write Unmaintainable Code
Use Three Dimensional Arrays
Lots of them. Move data between the arrays in convoluted ways, say, filling the columns in arrayB with the rows from arrayA. Doing it with an offset of 1, for no apparent reason, is a nice touch. Makes the maintenance programmer nervous.
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Use constant names like LancelotsFavouriteColour [...]
