Tin Foil Soldier

Daily Rotten: Weird News
Dec 29 1972
Members of a Uruguayan rugby team whose plane crashed in the Andes admit at a press conference that they survived by Cannibalism. This spawned a popular theme for bumper stickers, “Rugby Players Eat Their Dead”. But best of all is the quote from one of the team, “If we had [...]

Official Google Blog: I’m feeling silly
Three weeks later, I had an eighth of a ton of Silly Putty delivered to my desk.
any story that has the above phrase is guaranteed to be interesting at the least

Banterist – The Twelve Days of eBay
quite hilarious, a must read!

The Twelve Days of eBay
DAY 1
WOW! Mint condition partridge in pear tree **NO RESERVE**
You are bidding on a partridge in a pear tree. The partridge is self-feeding as it lives on pears. Very low maintenance too because he fertilizes the tree. Just needs water on [...]

E-tracking, coming to a DMV near you | Perspectives | CNET News.com

Even more shocking are additional ideas that bureaucrats are hatching. A report prepared by a Transportation Department-funded program in Washington state says the GPS bugs must be made “tamper proof” and the vehicle should be disabled if the bugs are disconnected.
“This can be achieved [...]

Blondes are so darn funny!

Wikiquote:Quote of the day/December 21, 2005 – Wikiquote
“I don’t measure a man’s success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom.” ~ George S. Patton

YouTube – SNL – The Chronic of Narnia Rap
The Chronic of Narnia Rap
just in case you didnt see the rap yet, you should
p.s.
I wanna go see that movie, anyone wanna go with me?

PACIFIC WESTERN BREWING COMPANT :: Organic Water
Certified process Organic. This means that the process by which the water is trapped and prepared for production is organic.
yup, title says it all

Digital Spy: Mariah makes embarrassing restaurant gaffe
Unfortunately when Mariah used her new-found French vocabulary to thank some waiters, she was really telling them, “That meal was so thrilling, I’ve just wet myself.”

Wikiquote:Quote of the day/December 18, 2005 – Wikiquote
“It is better to die for an idea that will live, than to live for an idea that will die.” ~ Steve Biko

I visit PAYOR for several reasons, and Richards writing is one of them. whenever there is a long post, I know its gonna be good, and this one exceeds that standard
Proceed at your own risk: IN DEFENSE OF JIM WEST
The closet is an unholy, unhealthy and damaging place. And many of us [...]

Mirror.co.uk – News – YOU FAT BITCH
A WOMAN was sacked after enduring daily sexual torment from her boss who branded her a “fat, fiery Sicilian bitch”, a tribunal heard yesterday.
He also said there was never any inappropriate touching but added: “I admit sometimes calling people bitches. It was just harmless office banter.”
yeah you fat bitches, [...]

Chemicals & Exotic Metals
Pure Magnesium Ribbon, standard 1/8″
wide ribbon, 25 gram roll. Lots of fun uses.
Light a small piece, and it burns with a blinding, brilliant white light that will amaze you.
Like all pure Magnesium Ribbon, you can light it with a lighter, although it takes about 10 seconds in the upper part of the [...]

64bits
because everyone needs the ability to brag “My gingerbread computer has dual gingerbread video cards running in SLI”

still, totally awesome

Boners: Redneck Christmas Decorations