December 27th, 2005 @ 11:43 pm
The Twelve Days of eBay
Banterist - The Twelve Days of eBay
quite hilarious, a must read!
The Twelve Days of eBay
DAY 1
WOW! Mint condition partridge in pear tree **NO RESERVE**You are bidding on a partridge in a pear tree. The partridge is self-feeding as it lives on pears. Very low maintenance too because he fertilizes the tree. Just needs water on occasion. The pears are delicious if you can wrangle one from the partridge. I would keep it but my lease forbids more than one pet and I have a cat. Recommend insurance because I don’t know how well DHL ships birds.
