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We Heart Apple, Bose, and Dell - Gizmodo
Forrester Research has discovered that the top three “trustworthy” electronics manufacturers were Apple, Bose, and Dell. Microsoft scored lowest in both perceived growth and trustiness while Sony is floating somewhere in the middle.
This is the biggest pile of crap ever.  Only two of the companies in the [...]

I am going home for the weekend, tomorrow is one of my best friends baby shower,  They are having a “Guys and Girls” baby shower, So I am driving home tonight after work, and picking my sister up on the way.
I can’t be away from the internet that long, so i will be taking my [...]

First of all, “Popping Bullwinkle” sounds like some kind of drug…
London Free Press - National News - Popping Bullwinkle costs hunter
He had been driving with his wife and child when he stopped his car, jumped out, levelled a rifle over the roof, and fired at the fake moose.
They have a fake moose, they they use [...]

clearly, any story that can properly be titled “Michael Jackson’s Credit Card” is going to be hilarious.
clearly the best stunt ever pulled off with almost no hitches
Michael Jackson’s Credit Card
With your new credit card, you can create all manner of mischief. Like, for instance, staging a public appearance of Michael Jackson in Boston when he [...]

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I found this on Joel’s Not That

defective yeti: Bus Pass
Me: [Laughs] Actually, that’s my backup plan when I try and pick-up girls. If it’s not going well I start pretending like I was only interested in converting them.
L: Crafty.
Me: I say “You’re listening to the news? Well, have you heard the Good News?”
L: Then, you know, they’re not rejecting you, they’re [...]

We Can No Longer Sustain This Level Of Interest In Current Events | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
We now see cases of information-overload across the country—a truly terrifying disease, especially among those who watch excessive amounts of television or read two or more newspapers a day. The result: cynicism, apathy, fatigue, and consistently [...]

Penny Arcade! - The Great Indoors
frisbee anyone?

YouTube - PSA - Don’t Sleep With Those Guys
A Public Service Announcement, urging women to avoid “those guys” - the fake-tough, over-tanned, primped little pansies
vua Get Off Our Island 

Joe. My. God.
Saturday, 3pm, the L train….
Angry Standing Woman: Look at all these rude muthafukkin’ men! Can’t get up and let none of these ladies have a seat.
Seated Man: Having a vagina is not a disability.
Angry Standing Woman: No, but being a dick IS
some people have gotten the impression that I don’t like women, [...]

Arthur O’Shaughnessy - Wikiquote
We are the music makers,
And we are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers,
And sitting by desolate streams; —
World-losers and world-forsakers,
On whom the pale moon gleams:
Yet we are the movers and shakers
Of the world for ever, it seems.
this page says it best
so let us make our music and dream our dreams, for [...]

LIBBY’S 100% Pure Pumpkin - NESTLÉ VeryBestBaking.com
LIBBY’S uses only a special variety of pumpkin called the Dickinson. Through careful cultivation and research, we’ve ensured that all of our pumpkin has a delicious taste, creamy texture and pleasing orange color. Just check the label: no salt, no sugar, no flavorings or colorings, just 100% Pure Pumpkin.
Guess [...]

Mar 27 1866Patent for a urinal is granted to Andrew Rankin.
Its a good day, for all, well, cept for womens

The Implications Of Food Dye On Poop Color | PoopReport.com
The dye used in purplesaurus Rex is FDA Blue #5, and dye-lake red. Turns out that when metabolized in sufficient quantity, the blue dye combines with bile, and forms a brilliant green. The red, absorbing at a 595nm spectrum, is harmlessly eliminated.
I want to know what [...]

Not only is he funny and informative, but he’s cute too

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