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OSCAR.com - 78th Annual Academy Awards

I am going to attempt to live blog the oscars, just to see if i can.

7:55pm

jessica alba, wow she got tan

the thing tonight seems to be saggy boobs, all the boobs are hanging down so far with the bra-less outfits with just the straps, do men find the boob sagging attractive?

Jon Stewart, awards about to start I can’t wait

8:01pm

opening sequence was stupid, it was like flying through the streets of 100 movies combined, but it didnt really give me any happy feelings, it didnt really mean anything

8:11pm

Charlize Theron, what the hell is she wearing, there is this big black puff type thing on her left shoulder, about the size of her head. what was she thinking?!

8:19pm

George stole Jake’s Oscar for Syriana with best supporting actor, which was only nominated for 2 awards, but Clooney’s acceptance speech was good

8:35pm

Dolly Parton is scary, chances are there are more children aftraid of her than there are children afraid of clowns

8:48pm

The Moon and the Son: An Imagined Conversation guy thanked his life partner, yay gay!

8:59pm

I just realized that James McAvoy (Mr. Tumnus, the Faun) from The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe was also Leto Atreides II in Children of Dune
oh, and Jon Stewart made a joke about Russell Crowe getting into a fight, it was classic

9:08pm

Rachel Weisz won Actress in a Supporting Role for The Constant Gardener, which you should watch because it was very powerful

9:50pm

Brokeback Mountain won for Original Score

11:11pm

Brokeback won Best Adapted Screenplay

11:20pm

Brokeback won Directing, and Ang Lee’s acceptance speech was great, even if his english isn’t

11:26pm

Crash won best Picture

they totally cut her off as she was giving her speech, thats the second time they did it. they already went half an hour over, whats an extra 30 seconds!