March 23rd, 2006 @ 2:46 pm
Patently Silly
Patently Silly :: Water Skipping Article Incorporating Elliptical Outline and Hollowed Interior Core
Like, what were going to do, just throw a rock? Rocks aren’t biodegradeable, dickweed. That rock will just sit there at the bottom of the river forever. And you know what? That means there’s less room for the river, which means it’s going to have to flow out into the ocean, and then it’s going to raise the sea levels and then the whales will forget their migration patterns and the Eskimos will die off because they won’t be able to find the whales to eat. Way to go, Eskimo killer
This guy checks the patent office for “Silly” patents and comments about them on his hilarious blog, you should check it out. He is also a stand up comic, which is probably why he is good at being funny; or he is good at funny and thats why he is a stand up comic. We may never know
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