Tin Foil Soldier

A small pin did lots of harm
A metal pin about 6 inches long and an inch thick was sucked into the engine of an F-22A Raptor, causing $6,754,275.36 in damage, an Air Force report said.
Each plane costs about $338 million, so only $7 million for a new engine isnt that bad?

Patently Silly :: Water Skipping Article Incorporating Elliptical Outline and Hollowed Interior Core
Like, what were going to do, just throw a rock? Rocks aren’t biodegradeable, dickweed. That rock will just sit there at the bottom of the river forever. And you know what? That means there’s less room for the river, which means it’s going [...]

Daily Rotten: Weird News
Mar 21 1962
In 1962, A bear becomes the first creature to be ejected at supersonic speeds.
I was like, WTF, so I then i found this bear site
… another famous bear, one most people have never heard about, was a two-year old female black bear. On March 21, 1962, she was taken aboard [...]

Reinhold Niebuhr - Wikiquote
God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change,
courage to change the things I can,
and the wisdom to know the difference.
They had an AA meeting in Grey’s Anatomy and they did the serenity prayer.
I like it

Joe. My. God.: Holy Dirt
so it takes a while to load, its still worth it in the long run

Joe. My. God.: Soon To Be On A T-Shirt Near You
“People place their hand on the Bible and swear to uphold the Constitution; they don’t put their hand on the Constitution and swear to uphold the Bible.”
Where do I order that t-shirt?
Can I get an Amen!
lol, but I think I would buy / wear that [...]

Joe. My. God.: He Ain’t Lyin’
Very Drunk Guy #1: Dude, is it just me or is playing the bagpipes totally gay?
I wish either Rochester wasn’t quite so cold, or I lived in NYC

YouTube - Videogame Theater
Who knew Pac-Man was a junkie and wife-beater?
hilarious clip about post pop pacman the drug addict

Dlisted: Alanis Morissette Gets to Hit That?!
There’s something wrong in the world when a fug face like Alanis gets to lay in bed with this hunk of meat every night.

BBC - Science & Nature - Human Body and Mind - Spot The Fake Smile
I only got 14 out of 20
via Chai and Sympothy

MacGregor’s Grill and Taproom
So… I went to Building 0 at midnight with Kevin and McKevin on wednesday morning
then i went there for lunch with Jeremy, mcKevin and Mike
then I went at night for some drinks with Ross, Kevin, Josh and Slate
this was all wednesday
Thursday i went from about 7-10 with mcKevin and a friend, and [...]

Good As You: FOF places Iowa anti-gay marriage ad; LOL not the response it garners
Employing the ink-stained finger imagery that conservatives have routinely trotted out to make the Iraq war look like less of a bumblef*ck, Focus on the Family is running an ad this week in Iowa newspapers, in which they encourage a state [...]

The York Daily Record - News Full
A squirrel caused a four-car fender bender in Adams County over the weekend.
According to state police reports, a driver stopped shortly before 3:30 p.m. Sunday on Route 116 in Mount Pleasant Township to avoid hitting a squirrel.
The first car, a 1994 Ford Taurus, was rear-ended by a second car, [...]

Daily Rotten: Weird News
Mar 15
Today is the International Day Against Police Brutality, first observed in 1997 after Swiss police beat two children age 11 and 12 to death.

Boners: Prostitute Sponsorship

phil said “Perks of the Job”