March 15th, 2006
what else
My Eyeball Just Fell Out of Its Socket - What should I do? By Daniel Engber
Get it put back in, and soon.
was “wash it with soap and water and play tetherball” a popular answer?!?!?!
Archive for March, 2006
March 15th, 2006
special thanks
A special thanks goes out to Kevin and McKevin for taking me out at midnight on my birthday.
March 13th, 2006
Memory Flexing
Flexing Brains: Feats of Memory:
Foer set a new U.S. record in playing-card recall, where contestants spend five minutes memorizing the order of a deck of cards and then recall as many as possible in a row. He recalled the whole deck in 1 minute, 40 seconds
um, i have a hard enough time remembering things i [...]
March 13th, 2006
strange bedfellows
Daily Rotten: Weird News
Mar 13 1997
Hassan Abdullah’s wife accidentally severs her husband’s penis while she was “dreaming about strangling him”. Luckily for Abdullah doctors in Malaysia were able to successfully reattach his endangered manhood, but not so lucky is the fact that he sleeps with a woman who keeps a knife in bed and dreams [...]
March 9th, 2006
like WoW in 3d but better
Wired News:
The elf snorts and hands you a slimy, rusted, bent dagger with runes on it reading “Discount Shiv Warehouse — Bring us a lower price, we’ll stab it.”
> Look at dagger
It’s a noxious, poorly-balanced piece of crap, but it’s better than the weapon you have right now.
> What do I have now?
It’s not clear [...]
March 9th, 2006
Soylent Green (is people)
I had a dream the other night, it went something like this…
I was outside “my apartment” except the outside was unlike anything I have ever seen. We were talking to the ghosts that live on the stairs, and then my sister came and was talking about colors, persuasive purple, radical red, etc… I suggested Soylent [...]
March 7th, 2006
The Last Stand
Apple - Trailers - X-MEN: THE LAST STAND - Trailer
X-Men 3 - The Last Stand trailer came out last night I guess, looks pretty damn awesome
I personally love the part were Angel rolls his shoulders and two huge wings spread out behind him
March 6th, 2006
cold-o-wave
Cuisine Technology: Thermal Circulators & Baths
Minus 30°F ‘griddle’ temperature ensures almost instantaneous results.
I have always said that I wanted a cold-o-wave, or something that I could use to make things cold, much faster than a freezer, like the oposite of a microwave
and now they have it.
via BB
March 5th, 2006
OSCARs a live blog
OSCAR.com - 78th Annual Academy Awards
I am going to attempt to live blog the oscars, just to see if i can.
7:55pm
jessica alba, wow she got tan
the thing tonight seems to be saggy boobs, all the boobs are hanging down so far with the bra-less outfits with just the straps, do men find the boob sagging [...]
March 5th, 2006
7 reasons
Seven Reasons Why Gay People Are Better Than Straight People
7) Watch out for our wit.
Growing up as outsiders (to one degree or another) forces us to be verbally fast on our feet. So be nice, or a cutting remark will slice you down to size.
March 5th, 2006
The Simpsons IRL
YouTube - The Simpsons
Hilarious video, apparently its legit too with Matt Groening’s approval
The Simpsons come to life
March 3rd, 2006
capin and coke
new favorite drink
captain morgan’s Spiced Rum and diet coke with lime
March 3rd, 2006
Cold
It is in fact, cold as all hell outside
This morning I couldn’t find my beanie so I walked to work without a hat. My hair was still wet from the shower and it froze solid. My ears were so cold it kinda burned when the feeling came back to them.
So, when the wind chil is [...]
March 3rd, 2006
updates
So… Tuesday i got super drunk
yay Captain Morgans Spiced Rum, and Smirknoff Citrus
wednesday i was tired as hell @ work
thursday
Spent all day messing with samba on my raid server, it was broke for most of the day, and i thought i barely got it working last night, but apparently I got it to fully integrate [...]
