Tin Foil Soldier

honestly, I’m not kidding, read this entire website
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: I Don’t Know What the Big Deal About Having a Baby Is.
If there’s one thing I’m tired of, it’s hearing about how hard it is to have a baby. I hate to break the news to you, but people have been having babies for literally [...]

this is great stuff
actually, the entire website / blog is hilarious, you should read it, all of it
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Nihilist Job Résumé.
Education
Bachelor of “Science” in Computer Applications, University of Washington
B.S., all right. It tickles me greatly that vapid, hornswoggled employers place so much emphasis on scholastic aptitude and higher education, as if knowing the [...]

its gotta be one of the best prank websites ever, cause it better be a prank. I mean, come on, the laser is called a “Scal-Pal” cause it is your friend! Also, real companies have google ads on their websites.

Clearly LASIK only has 4 easy steps, and one of them is “Enjoy a [...]

Dictionary.com/Word of the Day/cum
Word of the Day for Wednesday April 5, 2006
cum \KUM; KUHM\, preposition:
With; along with; combined with; — often used in combination.

when it rains, it pours
One heart-attack victim awarded $4.5 million; second gets $45
Jury splits verdict in two Vioxx lawsuits - Arthritis - MSNBC.com
A jury found Merck & Co. liable on Wednesday for one of two former Vioxx users’ heart attacks in a split verdict that awarded $4.5 million in damages to one of the plaintiffs.
The [...]

Marlon Brando
Apr 5 1998
BRANDO: “Hollywood is run by Jews; it is owned by Jews, and they should have a greater sensitivity about the issue of — of people who are suffering. Because they’ve exploited — we have seen the — we have seen the Nigger and Greaseball, we’ve seen the Chink, we’ve seen the slit-eyed [...]

Boing Boing: Online video show on DIY tech for girls
A new web-based show encourages young women to tune in and associate DIY less with bread making and more with breadboard wiring.
Created by Alison Lewis, a web designer and instructor at Parsons School of Design, Switch is a free online show connects young women with technology [...]

It snowed in Rochester last night, and is flurrying now. I thought it was supposed to be spring?

I kid, I kid
I would rather have it snow than rain, any day of the week
RIT Webcams
I broke my remote desktop control yesterday, so while I could still post, I only had the links from my blog-esq [...]