April 5th, 2006 @ 9:11 pm
let a brontosaurus watch it
honestly, I’m not kidding, read this entire website
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: I Don’t Know What the Big Deal About Having a Baby Is.
If there’s one thing I’m tired of, it’s hearing about how hard it is to have a baby. I hate to break the news to you, but people have been having babies for literally billions of years. In the olden days, women would have their babies right out there in the field, or on the back of a dinosaur, or, when we were still fish-people, right there in the stream. Then they would put the new baby in a crib made of stones and let a brontosaurus watch it or whatever.
One Response to “let a brontosaurus watch it”
I did read most of this site. It was awesome.
I read it way before you posted about it though.. must have been at least a few days.
Good stuff.
By Burns April 20th, 2006 at 8:19 pm