April 5th, 2006 @ 9:08 pm
Nihilist Job Résumé
this is great stuff
actually, the entire website / blog is hilarious, you should read it, all of it
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Nihilist Job Résumé.
EducationBachelor of “Science” in Computer Applications, University of Washington
B.S., all right. It tickles me greatly that vapid, hornswoggled employers place so much emphasis on scholastic aptitude and higher education, as if knowing the Pythagorean theorem could shield me from the stygian pointlessness of mortality or the lurid abyss of imminent nonexistence. Of course, I use the word “tickles” figuratively, since I feel absolutely nothing.
via BB
