April 5th, 2006 @ 6:55 pm
wow, hilarious stuff
its gotta be one of the best prank websites ever, cause it better be a prank. I mean, come on, the laser is called a “Scal-Pal” cause it is your friend! Also, real companies have google ads on their websites.
Clearly LASIK only has 4 easy steps, and one of them is “Enjoy a life of clear-sightedness!”
The Complete LASIK@Home Kit (patent pending) includes everything you need to complete the procedure.
* Scal-Palâ„¢ Hand-Operated Combination Femtosecond/Excimer Laser
* Mild sedative (diazepam 4mg)
* No-Blinkâ„¢ brand Eye Drops
* Detailed Instructions and QuickStart Guide
* Protective Post-Op Sleep Mask
