Tin Foil Soldier

Lady finds frog in salad.  She returns it to the store for a refund, seems like she forgot a step.  Oh, I know, SUE!!!111oneoneone.  Wait, she is in Australia and isn’t a lawsuit crazy american.  I was watching Bernie Mac last night (by accident, i swear) and they had a birthday party, and one girl [...]

I don’t think there was a day in high school that I didn’t have Advil in my bookbag or in my car.
13WHAM-TV || Rochester - Students Suspended For Possessing/Taking Advil
“Half the school has Advil in their locker or purse, and it’s not right to suspend them when a bunch of other people are doing it, [...]

awwwwwww!
You Can’t Make It Up: Elijah Wood, the Biped Boy
Can you imagine how cute the sound of her little paw-nails on linoleum must sound like?

apprently there is a video as well! of the biped cuteness

awesome driftwood sculptures (not the greatest webdesign, but the sculptures are awesome)
Heather Jansch: lifesize driftwood sculpture

‘LIBERTY’
via MakeBlog

monochrom Brandmarker
monochrom’s attempt to evaluate the actual power of brands by making Austrian people draw a total of twelve logos (nine international, three typically European) from memory, 25 people per brand
definately some cool stuff
Also on the list that I recognize the power of their image

Adidas
Philips (even though most people put 2 L’s)
bp
Peugeot
Apple
Lacoste
Apple
Toyota

via The Day, The [...]

apparently this was made almost a month ago and I somehow managed to not see it until just now.  below is a comment that pretty much summarizes the perfect match of song and video clips
YouTube - Brokeback Mountain - Fanvid: Good-bye My Lover
This is the most perfect romantic thing I have ever seen. Well not [...]

um, wow, i wouldnt want to meet that in a dark forest or wherever it lives
YouTube - Giant centipede eating mouse.
A giant centipede, scolopendra gigantea robusta, killing and eating a mouse. This specimen was not yet full grown but as you can see, it was already an impressive size.

Omar probably doesnt know it, but I read his blog, and find it great.  His review of the “plot” of Cats is great
omarphillips.net: CATS: A Jellicle Review
I did some additional reading on it, and learned that the play itself is an adaptation of a bunch of individual poems. Basically, the common theme is that the [...]

honestly, I’m not kidding, read this entire website
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: I Don’t Know What the Big Deal About Having a Baby Is.
If there’s one thing I’m tired of, it’s hearing about how hard it is to have a baby. I hate to break the news to you, but people have been having babies for literally [...]

this is great stuff
actually, the entire website / blog is hilarious, you should read it, all of it
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Nihilist Job Résumé.
Education
Bachelor of “Science” in Computer Applications, University of Washington
B.S., all right. It tickles me greatly that vapid, hornswoggled employers place so much emphasis on scholastic aptitude and higher education, as if knowing the [...]

its gotta be one of the best prank websites ever, cause it better be a prank. I mean, come on, the laser is called a “Scal-Pal” cause it is your friend! Also, real companies have google ads on their websites.

Clearly LASIK only has 4 easy steps, and one of them is “Enjoy a [...]

Dictionary.com/Word of the Day/cum
Word of the Day for Wednesday April 5, 2006
cum \KUM; KUHM\, preposition:
With; along with; combined with; — often used in combination.

when it rains, it pours
One heart-attack victim awarded $4.5 million; second gets $45
Jury splits verdict in two Vioxx lawsuits - Arthritis - MSNBC.com
A jury found Merck & Co. liable on Wednesday for one of two former Vioxx users’ heart attacks in a split verdict that awarded $4.5 million in damages to one of the plaintiffs.
The [...]

Marlon Brando
Apr 5 1998
BRANDO: “Hollywood is run by Jews; it is owned by Jews, and they should have a greater sensitivity about the issue of — of people who are suffering. Because they’ve exploited — we have seen the — we have seen the Nigger and Greaseball, we’ve seen the Chink, we’ve seen the slit-eyed [...]

Boing Boing: Online video show on DIY tech for girls
A new web-based show encourages young women to tune in and associate DIY less with bread making and more with breadboard wiring.
Created by Alison Lewis, a web designer and instructor at Parsons School of Design, Switch is a free online show connects young women with technology [...]