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Area Man Just Ruined It For Everyone | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
Area resident Adam Poole just had to go and ruin it for everyone Wednesday after taking advantage of a long-standing privilege that, until he came along, everybody respected enough not to exploit.
that bastard
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WGAL.com - News - Local Man Covered With Snakes To Prove ‘Snakes On A Plane’ Point
To show that most snakes will not bother humans, Jesse Rothacker got into a box filled with snakes, including 50-pound pythons and a boa constrictor. In all, about two dozen snakes were with him in the box.

my main question is
who [...]

Schedule 20061
Schedule for Fall 2006-2007
if you are stalking me, my fall semester 2006-2007 schedule is now officially up on my website, and can also be found under the links section

While everyone knows that peanut butter is awesome with triscuts, and crackers, and almost any type of bread / cookie / anything with a grain in it (even beer)
peanut butter on fortune cookies is gross
not because it is gross, but because fortune cookies are such a weird / sickening orange flavor in the begin with [...]

Trends: Adult Kickball Leagues Are Hot - Newsweek Periscope - MSNBC.com
Play was suspended as both teams swarmed into the bleachers for fresh margaritas prepared by their fans.
now THAT sounds like my kind of kickball

Stick It (2006)
Plot Outline: After a run-in with the law, Haley Graham (Missy Peregrym) is forced to return to the world from which she fled some years ago. Enrolled in an elite gymnastics program run by the legendary Burt Vickerman (Jeff Bridges), Haley’s rebellious attitude gives way to something that just might be called team [...]