August 21st, 2006 @ 11:05 pm
important news from the onion
Area Man Just Ruined It For Everyone | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
Area resident Adam Poole just had to go and ruin it for everyone Wednesday after taking advantage of a long-standing privilege that, until he came along, everybody respected enough not to exploit.
that bastard
Bumper Nilla Crop Spells Profit For Wafer Growers | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
Unusually warm temperatures, regular rainfall, and innovative agricultural techniques have resulted in the third-straight record Nilla harvest, the nation’s Nilla farmers report.
good thing, wafers made from nilla go so well with peanut butter!
