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Boing Boing: Anti-laptop-mist for $45
Apparently, electro magnetic radiation is now a real cause of skin ageing, or so say Clarins. But before you cower away into a technology-free cave, rest assured that lo and behold, Clarins will be releasing an anti-electro magnetic radiation mist to protect you. It’ll be available in January at a cost [...]

halloween - Google Search
Happy Halloween!
Oct 31
All Hallows Eve. What once served as a spooky New Years Eve tradition for the ancient Celts (which they called Samhain) was ultimately appropriated by Pope Gregory IV in 840 AD to serve as the daylong vigil preceding the Feast of All Saints. Even so, the Christians preserved the pagan [...]

magical infinite power battery - Google Search
I need a magical infinite power battery ASAP
I am in class and well, this prof goes through notes too fast to write by hand and both my laptop batteries are running on dead.
so… Interenets, I need a MAGICAL INFINITE POWER BATTERY, please invent one!

Spam Trojan Installs Own Anti-Virus Scanner
The Trojan, which uses peer-to-peer technology to send commands to hijacked computers, has been fitted with its own anti-virus scanner—a level of complexity and sophistication that rivals some commercial software.
At start-up, the Trojan requests and loads a DLL from the author’s command-and-control server.
This then downloads a pirated copy of Kaspersky [...]

Stuffed Pork

I made spinach stuffed pork tenderloin

pork tenderloin, carefully slice that sucker till it will lay flat
spinach
tomato paste
parm cheese
spices

Directions:

mix the spinach (i used canned), tomato paste, parm and spices in a bowl. I added some rosemary, which i don’t normally use, because i think it goes well with pork?
add salt and pepper as [...]

YouTube - Filesharing
Filesharing
“it allows anyone on any of the internets to download”

Fighting spirit saves pensioner from attack | Oddly Enough | Reuters.co.uk
A 70-year-old British pensioner, trained in martial arts during his military service, dispatched a gang of four would-be muggers in a late-night attack in Germany.
once a ninja, always a ninja

Overheard in New York | Dude, Your Mom’s Gonna Kill you
Bouncer: Your ID doesn’t scan…
Drunk boy: Are you kidding? I paid extra for scanable.

the internets - Google Search
brian: the internets are so….boring, like digg and shit, it’s all bullshit :-\ how do you find these interesting stories
me: lots, lots and lots of internets
and since I am home, and browsing over Remote Desktop is so slooow, there are no more internets that are going to be read by me [...]

Irina : Missing
Irina’s family would like to thank Drew Curtis and Fark.com for going out on a limb for us and for the exposure(33,000 hits) which increased the odds of Irina being found. Farkers helped by providing an abundance of people to contact, places to look, jokes to lighten the mood, and above all spiritual [...]

Boners: GIVE IT TO YOUR WIFE

In case you have been checking daily for boners to start updating again, it has, and there are some great ones!

ABC News: Tripping Your Way to Sobriety
Dyck told the Independent newspaper of London, “The LSD somehow gave these people experiences that psychologically took them outside of themselves and allowed them to see their own unhealthy [behavior] more objectively, and then determine to change it.”
She tells ABC News that two-thirds of the alcoholics stopped drinking for [...]

The Bicycle Forest :: Treadmill Bike
When the weather’s nice, the last place you want to be is cooped up in some stuffy gym. Imagine running through evergreen forests or strolling down country roads. All of this is possible thanks to the rugged design and all terrain tires on the revolutionary Treadmill Bike.
The Treadmill Bike’s hard [...]

Baby Animal Alphabet
awwww

Visual Recipes - Bacon Caramel Recipe
Bacon caramel like a chewy SKOR Bar with bacon. How much more of a comforting flavour combination could there ever be?
hmmm
not entirely certain that looks @ all yummy