October 4th, 2006 @ 3:45 pm
remain seated
Overheard in New York | Wednesday One-Liners Aren’t Up to FAA Regulations
Pilot: Those of you who require wheelchair assistance, please remain seated.–LaGuardia
Overheard by: able to stand
Pilot: Attention, passengers… this is your pilot from the flight deck. We’ve just been given notice that we’re now number two for takeoff, so we should be getting off the ground in just a moment… so if you could all do me a favor and make sure that all your windows are rolled up, because we’re about to go really really fast. Thanks for your patience.
–JFK
