November 6th, 2006 @ 2:37 pm
WiFi Speed Spray
WiFi Speed Spray
The patented formula in WiFi Speed Spray™ is the result of years of scientific research and testing. Simply spray the area around your computer. Usually five or six sprays is all it takes. As your computer sends data, each bit also carries hundreds of invisible WiFi Speed Spray™ “scrubbing” molecules. It works at the speed of light. and even penetrates lead walls (not even Superman can do that!). Within .0025 seconds, the entire path between you and the receiver is cleaned, scrubbed, polished, and sanitized. You’ll notice the improvement immediately as your productivity soars!.
apparently this is kinda old, but I have never seen it before and I find it to be hilarious. the tiny print at the bottom is also great
