November 12th, 2006 @ 12:45 am

basically, don’t fly unless you really need to

I got arrested this week at a checkpoint!
He pulled out his pocket-sized flashlight and said, “take off your sunglasses, I think you’re on drugs.” I said, “what?!” He replied, “I am ordering you to take off your sunglasses.” So I did. He shined the light in my eyes, and said, “Yep, you’re on something. Anything you need to tell me?” I was incredulous. I said, “Look! I showed you my SIDA badge, I’m in the random drug test pool, I get tested regularly, I don’t use drugs. Now or ever.” He said, “I don’t believe you. Turn around and put your right hand behind your back.” He snapped on handcuffs and said I was under arrest for suspicion of being under the influence of a controlled substance.

My blood tested clean…big surprise…then the cop got nice too. He said that he had to hold me for 12 hours but that I’d get out after that.

wow

he works for the airlines, and they decided he was on drugs (he wasn’t) but because of a power trip he had to spend the night in jail

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