June 11th, 2007 @ 5:45 pm

Top 10 Things I Hate About Star Trek

Top 10 Things I Hate About Star Trek
10. Noisy doors.
You can’t walk three feet in a starship without some door whooshing or screeching at you. My office building has automatic sliding doors. They’re dead silent. If those doors went “wheet!” every time a person walked through them, about once a month some guy in accounting would snap and go on a shooting rampage. Sorry Scotty, the IEEE has revoked your membership until you learn to master WD-40.

it gets better.  Sorry Brian but its funny.

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