Your Bandicoot Sucks
The sheep is devalued, having been the only animal successfully counterfeited.
Geese are basically big, angry ducks. The last thing the world needs is big, angry versions of benign animals.
They say that being tall predisposes one to success, but I’ve never seen a giraffe with a corner office.
I’ll turn vegetarian as soon as someone [...]
This Torture Issue Isn’t Very Complicated
On a scale of importance from one to ten I think it’s fair to say that breathing rates about a 9.7 or 9.8. Maybe even a little higher. It’s up there with “having a beating heart” and “not being on fire.” When someone tries to get you to stop breathing, [...]
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