November 16th, 2007 @ 12:39 pm
Unworthy Animals
Your Bandicoot Sucks
The sheep is devalued, having been the only animal successfully counterfeited.Geese are basically big, angry ducks. The last thing the world needs is big, angry versions of benign animals.
They say that being tall predisposes one to success, but I’ve never seen a giraffe with a corner office.
I’ll turn vegetarian as soon as someone shows me a cow doing something more important than getting broiled.
Dr. David Thorpe at Something Awful has declared many animals unworthy of being awesome.
