January 23rd, 2008 @ 6:07 pm
Through My Feet?!
Great Moments In Commercial History: Kinoki Foot Pads
Meet the Kinoki foot pad, a simple patch that can remove “toxins” from your body while you sleep.
Well gee golly, they say I have toxins in my body, and that my feet are the best way to get rid of them. Not my liver and kidneys or any of the filtration and waste management systems my body has, but MY FEET! With their “all-natural tree extracts” and “powerful negative ions” they are sure to use “acupuncture points” to “remove” all of my “toxins.” I think I almost wore out my air quote key typing this.
