March 25th, 2008 @ 9:27 am
Black Man Yelling
Black Guy Asks Nation For Change | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
CHICAGO—According to witnesses, a loud black man approached a crowd of some 4,000 strangers in downtown Chicago Tuesday and made repeated demands for change.“The time for change is now,” said the black guy, yelling at everyone within earshot for 20 straight minutes, practically begging America for change. “The need for change is stronger and more urgent than ever before. And only you—the people standing here today, and indeed all the people of this great nation—only you can deliver this change.”
Apparently some black guy is telling everyone that now is the time for change. Whoever he is, he sure wants some change. He isn’t even asking for whole dollars, just change.
