Kraft Invents The Twinkie Of Bagels: “Bagelfuls”
Ever toast, spread cream cheese on, and eat a bagel and be like, damn, this is taking too long? Then Krafts Bagelfuls, a frozen bagel tube with cream cheese already inside, are for you.
Sounds super healthy!
Its so disgusting that I just had to tell you about it.
PS. I still [...]
Words that start with N—The Devil’s Dictionary X™
non sequitur
the art of knowing precisely at what moment to describe an aardvark.
This isn’t the original Devil’s Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce but it has some more current evil definitions.
There are other funny ones, I just couldn’t find any quite as hilarious as the definition for non sequitur [...]
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