August 6th, 2008 @ 9:21 am

Bush Tours America

YouTube - Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Presidency

President Bush will seek to comfort victims of his presidency as they try to make sense of the destruction he has caused.

via Towelroad (and the Onion News Network)

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